Friday, September 29, 2006

Some famous dead white people paired with verbs that more or less rhyme with their names:

Jesus sneezes
Marx sparks
Borges delays
Austen frosting
Sarte farts
Dickens quickens
Trilling thrilling
Van Doren boring
Barthes smarts
West bests
Swift lifts
Twain reigns
Kant rants
Merton flirting
Thomas promises


Blogger degreesofgray said...

When Sartre fartres, Beethoven beats open a window (his ears are kaput, but not his schnozz).

11:38 PM  

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