Sunday, October 29, 2006

Some naive concepts:

The earth is flat.
The universe revolves around the earth.
The universe revolves around me.
The stars are holes in the firmament, letting through light from beyond.
Everything consists of four elements: earth, air, fire, and water.
Time flows like a river.
Our senses are trustworthy.
Our senses are not trustworthy.
The seat of emotions is the heart.
The seat of desire is the genitals.
The seat of intuition is the pants.
Structures and relationships are repeated at all scales, from the sub-atomic to the galactic.

Friday, October 27, 2006

Some compound words which include "punch":

rabbit
sucker
list
drunk
rum
line
card
up
ball
board
bowl
tape
paper
center
drift

Thursday, October 26, 2006

Some more pairs of opposites, each with an identical number of letters:

force-allow
frozen-thawed
fixed-broke
prolong-shorten
lit-dim
temporary-permanent
clean-dirty
live-dead
mom-dad
rare-done
raise-lower
skinny-rotund
punish-reward
order-chaos
faith-proof
listen-ignore
above-below
rough-slick
cut-fat
home-away
gross-small
grand-plain
more-less
mean-nice
city-farm
her-him
daring-demure
menace-savior
failure-success
routine-unusual
sink-rise

Friday, October 20, 2006

Some pairs of opposites, each with an identical number of letters:

love-hate
black-white
old-new
violent-passive
play-work
mind-body
brain-heart
head-tail
stupid-bright
yellow-purple
right-wrong
jungle-desert
rich-poor
loud-soft
hard-soft
cool-warm
good-evil
plastic-natural
real-fake
glue-lube
strip-dress
help-hurt
cut-sew
build-wreck
bind-free
good-poor
sick-well

Monday, October 16, 2006

Some comic-book words that represent gunfire:

pow
crack
zing
plink
blam
bang
ratatatat
kapow
boom
kablam
takatakataka
bam
akakak
takow

Some compound words ending with -head:

hammer
flat
pin
dead
nail
pan
barrel
red
white
black
axe
bulk
beach
broad
hard
peg
spear
fountain
hogs
logger
bolt
maiden

Sunday, October 15, 2006

Some things with a single opening:

bottles
cans
socks
shoes
bowls
thimbles
vases
cups
bags
boxes
tents
condoms
holes
pots
pans
buckets
drawers
caps
hats
ears
pits
ovens
glasses
jars
wells
lids
pockets
pouches
bins
boots
trunks

Saturday, October 14, 2006

Some physical quantities, expressed in archaic units:

The radius of the observable universe ~ 2.838159 x 1022 leagues.
The diameter of an atom ~ 4.35 x 10-9 spans.
The average distance between sun and earth ~ 760,000,000 furlongs.
The circumference of the earth ~ 8,095,757 rods.
The volume of the world's oceans ~ 5.29148 x 1018 hogsheads.
The volume of the Empire State Building ~ 37,000,000 amphorae.
The volume of the world's forests ~ 1.0733 x 1013 faggots.
The area of the world's polar ice caps ~ 8.5964-9.7177 x 109 jugerum.
The mass of a uranium atom ~ 6.09 x 10-20 grains.
The mass of the earth ~ 1.537 x 1027 drachms (drams).
The mass of the sun ~ 6.06 x 1029 talents.
The Planck mass ~ 0.00001399 pennyweight.
Atmospheric pressure at sea level ~ 416,745 scruples per square span.
Density of water at 4 degrees C. ~ 0.86 talents per amphora.
Acceleration due to gravity on earth ~ 22 cubits per second squared.

Tuesday, October 10, 2006

Some famous box-makers of the twentieth century:

David Smith
Donald Judd
Eva Hesse
Joseph Cornell
Tony Smith
Mies van der Rohe
Robert Morris
Anne Truitt
Larry Bell
Philip Johnson
Boise-Cascade
Andy Warhol
Jackie Winsor
Weyerhaeuser
Sol LeWitt
Marcel Duchamp
Jasper Johns
Frank Lloyd Wright

Saturday, October 07, 2006

Some things that wiggle:

worms
spaghetti strands
fish
children
lines
eels
jello
rubber
ears
tentacles
toes

Thursday, October 05, 2006

Some uncontained things that gradually disappear:

soap
ice
pencils
candles
suntans
polar ice caps

Monday, October 02, 2006

Some public actions that are inappropriate in private:

Making speeches
Cheering
Booing
Standing in line
Using a megaphone
Shaking hands
Debating
Acting self-important
Giving orders
Ballroom dancing
Playing to a crowd
Hooting
Hollering
Laughing hysterically
Drinking too much
Professional reserve
Self-consciousness
Heckling
Mocking those weaker than yourself
Pretense
Pompousness
Bowing
Curtseying
Saying one thing when you mean another
Wearing formal attire
Acting like a tourist
Cheating
Tipping
Padding your resume
Feigning interest
General fakery

Sunday, October 01, 2006

Some objects meant to be disposed of after a single use:

toothpicks
facial tissues
toilet paper
tampons
sanitary napkins
bandages
surgical gloves
dental floss
coffee grounds
coffee filters
tea leaves
tea bags
cotton balls
cotton swabs
tongue depressors
hypodermic needles
scalpel blades
diapers
condoms
matches
straws
swizzle sticks
baby wipes
neck strips
nasal strips
dress shields